Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Crime: Damage to personal property, more specifically a nutchie (a.k.a. pacifier) with intense sentimental value.
Date: Wednesday, February 20.
Suspect: Female, about 5' 4" tall, brown hair and brown eyes. Wearing jeans w/some stains, a ratty old green Brett Favre sweatshirt and slippers. Wielding a pair of scissors in a hand w/incredibly dry skin.
Victim is offering reward of one kiss and bear hug for the return of the damaged nutchie. If you have any information about this nutchie or have the means to provide a replacement one, you are asked to call 1-800-4MO-SES.